Opus

The Beat Goes On

Shit Happens

Komponist/Autor: Pfleger, Gomez, Rüdisser, Plisnier

GET UP, TOO LATE, FIND A NOTE ON MY BED
WHERE SHE WRITES ´´I HAVE A DATE, ´CAUSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH FRED´´
WHO THE FCUK IS FRED, I JUMP OUT OF MY BED
WHERE ´S THE BLOODY PHONE EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG

HIT MY HEAD ON THE DOOR, THEN I FALL RIGHT ON THE FLOOR
I´M LOSING CONTROL MY BOSS IS WAITING FOR MY CALL
I RUN TUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS – IS THERE ANYONE WHO CARES?

SHIT HAPPENS – OH MY GOD – ARE YOU KIDDING
I CAN´T CHANGE IT – KEEP IT – COOL RELAX
WHAT CAN YOU DO SHIT HAPPENS
IS IT REAL – IT´S A JOKE – I CAN´T CHANGE IT
HANG IN THERE – RELAX – WHAT CAN YOU DO SHIT HAPPENS

RED LIGHTS TRAFFIC JAM, NO IDEA WHERE I AM
GET MY BOSS ON THE WIRE AND HE SHOUTS AT ME :” YOU´RE FIRED!”
DRIVE MY CAR TO THE BAR, DRINKING BEER I´M GOING TOO FAR
ONE AND TWO AND SIX UNTIL I´M SUPPOSED TO PAY THE BILL

SOMEONE STOLE MY BLOODY MONEY
YOU KNOW POLICEMEN ARE NOT FUNNY
WHEN THEY PUT ME INTO JAIL AND I MEET THIS GUY NAMED CALE
HE SAYS: ´´HEY LETS SPEND THE NIGHT´´
I AM SCREAMING FOR MY RIGHTS

SHIT HAPPENS, SHIT HAPPENS, SHIT HAPPENS
SHIT HAPPENS – OH MY GOD – ARE YOU KIDDING
I CAN´T CHANGE IT – KEEP IT COOL – RELAX
WHAT CAN YOU DO SHIT HAPPENS
IS IT REAL – IT´S A JOKE – I CAN´T CHANGE IT
KEEP IT COOL; RELAX – WHAT CAN YOU DO

SHIT HAPPENS IS IT REAL – IT´S A JOKE – I CAN´T CHANGE IT
KEEP COOL; RELAX – WHAT CAN YOU DO

I CALL MY LAWYER: ´´WOULD YOU SAVE MY LIFE?´´
BUT HE SAYS: ´´SORRY, I REPRESENT YOUR WIFE.
BY THE WAY MY NAME IS FRED, AND I´M LYING IN YOUR BED
AND YOUR BANKACCOUNT – OF COURSE
WILL BE MINE WHEN YOU´RE DIVORCED.´´

SHIT HAPPENS – OH MY GOD – ARE YOU KIDDING
I CAN´T CHANGE IT – KEEP IT COOL – RELAX
WHAT CAN YOU DO SHIT HAPPENS
OH MY GOD – MUST BE DREAMING
I CAN´T CHANGE IT – DON´T GIVE UP – RELAX
WHAT CAN YOU DO SHIT HAPPENS
OH SHIT – KEEP COOL!